05/18/2012 10:05
Rocks ignite woman's shorts. (That would be uncomfortable)
Read more … Don't See This Every Day
05/16/2012 8:55
Kansas city bars churches from "discriminating" against gays. (Isn't that a violation of church and state?)
Read more … Harbinger of Things to Come
05/16/2012 5:30
Oops, whose idea was it to steal the lab equipment contaminated with flesh-eating substance. (Well, the perps may be easy to spot soon.)
Read more … Stupid Criminals 101
05/14/2012 9:43
How can you tell if you're chatting with a bot? (If it says, 'You stupid human!' chances are it's a robot.)
Read more … A 21st Century Question
05/14/2012 9:38
Tennessee college sweethearts to marry 60 years later.
Read more … Romantic Story of the Day
05/14/2012 9:34
Teen arrested afer homework left at crime scene. (He's probably not a member of the NHS at school._
05/12/2012 5:01
But most news stories omit the God and Jesus reference. (Gosh, I wonder why.)
Read more … After Four Home Run Game, Hamilton Thanks Gold
05/12/2012 4:54
Developer plans 200-foot cross in Missouri that will rival American icons like the Golden Gate Bridge and the Stature of Liberty. (Secular folks are foaming at the mouth.)
Read more … The ACLU Is Devastated
05/11/2012 6:32
West Virginia Mayor: I wouldn't vote for Obama if he was man in the world. (Looks like West Virginia will be a red state come November.)
Read more … Wonder If Other Mayors Feel This Way?
05/11/2012 6:28
Comic book films make geeks into cultural heroes. (That's not necessarily a bad thing. Geeks! Their time has come!)
Read more … Geeks and Nerds Becoming Cultural Heroes?
05/10/2012 7:50
Firefighters rescue nine ducklings from storm drain. (How nice.)
Read more … The Warm, Fuzzy Story of the Day
05/10/2012 5:11
Obama outs himself as a liberal Christian. (Well, at least this will put those Muslim rumors to rest.)
Read more … A Liberal Christian?
